- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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