- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

I have read the Terms of Service.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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