wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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womens rights!

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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a little girl gets raped

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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