A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Wolf Pussy

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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