Penis in a box.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Giving birth to the antichrist

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

George W. Bush

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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