Hitler was Jewish.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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George W. Bush

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Hey

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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