Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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The glass is half an hour.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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George W. Bush

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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