Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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penis that is all

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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My mom just died....

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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