Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Jokes are funny.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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