Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Anti Joke

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