Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Poop

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Hello

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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