Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Adam Sandler.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Mmmm, donuts

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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