Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How much is an abortion? A life

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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You smell bad? Cool.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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