- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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