Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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