What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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you will die someday

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What flys? A fly

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Whats 0+0 0

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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YOU IS DUM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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