whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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