there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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