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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Knock knock No one was home

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Small titties.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Hummer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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