Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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the your face joke

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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