Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Canida

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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the guy below me is gay

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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