What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Women

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Women's sports.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Microsoft Windows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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