- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What is brown and sticky?

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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