An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Haha

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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I am really good at math debating

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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