nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Jake Bowar

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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