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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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