- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Dozer has a soul

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Don't rape me!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Communism

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

The glass is half an hour.

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