what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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BUTTERFARTING

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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