- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

brett is a dick

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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