there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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