Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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nine...eleven

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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