You're so straight!

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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womens rights!

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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George Bush.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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