How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

I am a real homosexual

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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