Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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I dislike old people.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Anti Joke

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