Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Frown is a four letter word.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

American Idol

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Will gropes Ebola victims

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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