Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Y2K

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Hi colton

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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