-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Hi colton

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Pavel Novak

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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The WNBA

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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