A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Women"s Rights

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

A man. That is all.

Compton

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Mitt Romney for president.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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