baby seal walks into a bar

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A guy is playing cod

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Penis

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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