A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Women's rights.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You're so straight!

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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