- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

where do the women go? the womanarium

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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