- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What is brown and smells? Poop

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

who eats pencils asians

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Justin Bieber having an erection.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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