What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Herman Cain

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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whats pale and white your ass.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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AVI IS A FAG

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Please don't rape me.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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