Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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ollie is a fag so are you

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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baby seal walks into a bar

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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