How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Real jokes.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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