What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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cot!

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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penis that is all

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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sweaty black guy

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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