Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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A man. That is all.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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