Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Anti jokes.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Write your own

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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I came.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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