A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Which one is hardest?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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nice shorts.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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