What's your name? You tell me.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Women's rights.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Amputations.

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Women's Basketball.

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what time is it rape time

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George Bush.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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