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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Nathan Gooderson.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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