What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Haha

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Hello I'm a fat kid

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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