Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Time flies like a banana.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

womans rights

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

gay marriage.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Star Wars

Poop

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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