What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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