- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

sweaty black guy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Obama.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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