What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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