What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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