Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Your mom goes to college

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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69

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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