Tim's gay.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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DANA

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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