whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Penis jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Knock Knock! Come in.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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