- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's your mother, open the door.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Jewish People

Frown is a four letter word.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

beiber i straight

Osama Bin Laden dies.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

oops

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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