- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

womans rights

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Indeed.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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