What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Women rights..

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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