why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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The WNBA

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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I dislike old people.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Anti Joke

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