What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Adam Sandler.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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memes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Women's Basketball.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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