Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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9:11 make a wish

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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penis that is all

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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