I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Canada

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A seal walks into a club.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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French people

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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S.O.P.A

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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