If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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fart

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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