- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Poopsack Jones

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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