Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Go away.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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