yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

GONNA

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

women's rights

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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