Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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you are gay

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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French people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A van drives into a car.

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i heart wiener

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Y2K

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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