Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why Because

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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penis

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Dead babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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