What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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There is a car full of black people.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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