what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

womens rights!

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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