*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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