- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Bing

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

PENIS

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Is Carly smart? No.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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