- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

You know George Washington? He died.

you are gay

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

chuck norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

A van drives into a car.

i heart wiener

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