Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Noah is Smart.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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