- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Jewish People

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Baseball

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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