- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Women

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

yo mama so fat she's fat

I am a real homosexual

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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